This Friday, August 27th the rockstars will be back on the road to Glendale Heights, IL for a concert at Shark City. Show time is 9:30 pm so bring your shark repellent because this place is crawling with 'em!

Betty Might

This weekend, Sebastian Starr met up with Betty White to help her celebrate her recent Emmy win. Security was tight and so are the party-goers lips but Betty told reporters "I can die now that I've partied with Sebastian."

What are you doing? No, seriously what the hell have you been doing all summer? If you haven't rocked out with Legendary Rockstars your whole summer is a lie...A LIE! There isn't much time left so grab your friends by the handful and get your biscuits out to Hog Head McDunna's in Chicago this Saturday. You KNOW it's gonna rock! Show time is 9:00 pm so you lame people can get your rock on before you have to go to bed. FREE BEER FROM 8:30-9:30PM AND NO COVER!!!

This is the show you've been waiting for. This Friday, July 30th, the Legendary Rockstars will return to the Montrose Room in Rosemont. You couldn't design a more posh setting to experience the Rockstars than The Montrose Room inside the InterContinental Chicago O’Hare. Come party like a rock star...with the Rockstars then have a bellhop carry you to your room, just like the Legendary Rockstars do! Abandon all of your responsibilities and book a room today!

Deets

-The Montrose Room is located 1 block south of the Rosemont Theater at 5300 River Road inside the InterContinental Hotel.
-18 and over
-3.00 beer specials
-5.00 cocktail specials
-There will be a drawing to win a FREE hotel room.
-Park in the self-park parking garage, to the left of the hotel, for $5 fee and you can get it validated inside.

The Legendary Rockstars next concert will be at "Sexy Fest" in Lisle, IL at The Lodge At Four Lakes. Show time is 9:30 pm.

Gol!

Rica Rockitt cheered for Spain in the World Cup Final this Sunday, as advertised in this photo. Rica attended the game as the guest of famous Spaniards Antonio Banderas, Rafael Nadal and Pau Gasol. Prior to the match, the Netherlands had given Tommy Bash the keys to Amsterdam. Tommy's response was "I hope this key opens a strip club."

For reasons unknown, Tommy Bash has quit Legendary Rockstars. This isn't the first time it's happened. In fact, it's the 4th time but he usually shows up anyway, because he's always drunk when he quit and he forgets when he sobers up.

This weekend, The Rockstars will be performing at the Tilted Kilt in Elgin. At the Tilted Kilt pants are optional because apparently everyone there wears a kilt so put on your party skirt and let's RAGE!

Sticky Situation

Recently, our very own Ted Cougar has been seen close to singer Kylie Minogue. In fact, in a recent photo, his hands have been closely linked to her behind. When asked about the photo, Ted replied, "There's a perfectly simple explanation for that. I happened to have a generous amount of Gorilla Glue on my hands when I bumped into her."